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May 2008

5/16/08 - Justice Through Reincarnation
5/13/08 - We All Benefit From Television
5/10/08 - Fun With Medical Records
5/7/08 - Life's Little Instruction Book
5/4/08 - Cooking With Satan
5/1/08 - Things You Didn't Learn in School

April 2008

4/28/08 - Sally Plans for the Future
4/25/08 - Billy Plans for the Future
4/22/08 - Hamster Support Group
4/19/08 - Things To Ponder
4/16/08 - Home Trepanation Kit!
4/13/08 - After Civilization Collapses, We'll have to Go Back to VHS
4/10/08 - Nothing Says "I Love You" Like a Manatee
4/7/08 - The Boy Who Never Bought Anything
4/4/08 - Wonders Of The Human Mind
4/1/08 - Progress

March 2008

3/29/08 - Everyone Is Stupid
3/26/08 - Inject A Meal
3/23/08 - The End Of History
3/20/08 - The Dumbing Down Of America
3/17/08 - Absolutely Nothing Permitted
3/14/08 - America's Science Crisis
3/11/08 - Happy Shopping
3/8/08 - Jumbo Hamster
3/5/08 - Lucky Day For Bob
3/2/08 - Dogs In Denial

February 2008

2/28/08 - The World Is Ending
2/25/08 - Earth Eater
2/22/08 - Rude Cannibal
2/19/08 - Social Classes Of Dandruff
2/16/08 - Don't Worry, I'm Completely Desensitized To Violence!
2/13/08 - Happiness Is A Warm Demon
2/10/08 - Democracy: Rule By The Peephole
2/7/08 - Another Lonely Night For Bob
2/4/08 - Bob Rehearses For Oblivion
2/1/08 - Women Can't Resist Bob's Charms

January 2008

1/29/08 - Hamster Gaming
1/26/08 - Bad Pickup Line #57a.73q
1/23/08 - New Directions In Banking
1/20/08 - I Can't Prove That I Exist!
1/17/08 - Amniotic Fluid Bubble Bath
1/14/08 - Neuron Wuss
1/11/08 - Extinction? I've Never Thought About It
1/8/08 - The Appendix Speaks
1/5/08 - The New Social Contract
1/2/08 - Like My Undies?

December 2007

12/30/07 - End of the World Sale
12/27/07 - Hey! Retro!
12/24/07 - Cheap Rodent Humor
12/21/07 - Teen Clouds
12/18/07 - Whoa! This Isn't A Video Game
12/15/07 - Someday, Everyone Will be A Celebrity
12/12/07 - My Life Has Meaning
12/09/07 - Trans Fat Ray
12/06/07 - Thou Shalt Have a Price!
12/03/07 - I Put the Anal in Analyst

November 2007

11/30/07 - Someday the Streets Will be Paved With Televisions
11/27/07 - Suicide by Eraser
11/24/07 - Portable Social Teleprompters
11/21/07 - After Civilization Collapsed
11/18/07 - Cute Kids Can Sell Anything
11/15/07 - Short Term Memory
11/12/07 - It's Nature's Way and they Love it!
11/09/07 - Tomorrow's Obsolete Technology
11/06/07 - Ask Me About My Hairy Teeth
11/03/07 - Frontiers of Communication

October 2007

10/31/07 - Cindy Could be a Bitch
10/28/07 - Asexual Porn
10/25/07 - Bob hits on Judy's Breasts
10/22/07 - Bob's Career in Accounting
10/19/07 - Even Demons Have Butts
10/16/07 - Zen in the USA
10/13/07 - Ceiling Tiles Keep Out Demons
10/10/07 - Bob Speaks for His Generation
10/07/07 - Asshole Mountain
10/04/07 - Wacky Singing Insult Food
10/01/07 - Evil Socialists Attack a Kitten for No Reason

September 2007

09/28/07 - A Prostitution Ring's HR Department
09/25/07 - Feminists Throw Manwiches at Pornographers
09/22/07 - Escher as a Child
09/19/07 - Today's Headlines
09/16/07 - Someday I'll be famous and you'll be a Nobody!
09/13/07 - Kids Do the Dardnest Things
09/10/07 - Belinda's Fashion Revolution
09/07/07 - Who Knows What Happened in Ron's Nasal Passages?
09/04/07 - Bob's 15 Minutes Finally Arrive
09/01/07 - Death Takes a Dump

August 2007

08/29/07 - Great Moments in Parenting
08/26/07 - A New Use for Compact Discs
08/23/07 - Cooking is a Cinch in Hell
08/20/07 - First and Last Date
08/17/07 - Denial is the Spice of Life
08/14/07 - Bob's Sore Took a Bad Turn
08/11/07 - Teaching Kids to Love Bombs
08/08/07 - A PDA in Every Orifice
08/05/07 - Preserve Everything
08/02/07 - Bob Spotted The Girl of His Dreams

July 2007

07/30/07 - Frog in Love
07/27/07 - The Agony of Defeat
07/24/07 - Stuffed Animal Roadkill
07/21/07 - If Only I Could Fit In
07/18/07 - The Less I Talk, The Better I Feel
07/15/07 - Conversation in the 21stCentury
07/12/07 - Times Were Simpler Then
07/09/07 - Joe Never Married
07/06/07 - The Fiendish Web of Bras
07/03/07 - Metaphysical Mischief

June 2007

06/30/07 - The World Pisses Him Off
06/27/07 - Of Course We're a Great Company
06/24/07 - Humans Never Eat Their Young
06/21/07 - The Ego Speaks
06/18/07 - Half Obese Half Anorexic Man
06/15/07 - Jesus Wonders Why He Saved All These Losers
06/12/07 - Fish Wondering Why It Doesn't Have Nipples
06/09/07 - Some Gods I Made Up
06/06/07 - Trying To Maintain Competitive Advantage
06/03/07 - Flagellate Yourself To Good Health

May 2007

05/31/07 - You're Not a Puffer Fish! Stop It!
05/28/07 - An Epistemological Conundrum
05/25/07 - TV Implant
05/22/07 - What a Save!
05/19/07 - An Inspiring Example Of Teamwork
05/16/07 - New Directions In Philanthropy
05/13/07 - Hooray! We Won...
05/10/07 - Planetary Jerks
05/07/07 - Great Money Making Idea
05/04/07 - Male Lamp
05/01/07 - Sigh! It All Seems So Meaningless...

April 2007

04/28/07 - Popover Mothership
04/25/07 - Joe's Confession Came 50 Years Too Late
04/22/07 - Beat The Heat With An Air Conditioner Backpack
04/19/07 - Today's Editorial
04/16/07 - Ha ha! Four, no wait, Five Eyes!!
04/13/07 - The Doctor Will See You When He Finishes Vomiting
04/10/07 - Why Can't I Be A Commodity?
04/07/07 - Be Quiet, God's in that Cloud

March 2007

03/31/07 - I Was Just Trying it Out, Geez
03/28/07 - Poke Me All You Want
03/25/07 - The Sexy Side of Genetic Engineering
03/22/07 - Amazing Transparent Cake
03/19/07 - Life in the Digital Age
03/16/07 - Inside Hollywood
03/13/07 - Pastor Ed's Last Sermon
03/10/07 - I like a Woman With a Deep Navel

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