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March 2010
3/7/10 - I didn't really notice anything...
3/4/10 - How We Get Through It
3/1/10 - Relationships Require Compromise
February 2010
2/26/10 - My Cell Phone Needs Me
2/23/10 - New Directions In Theology
2/20/10 - Creative Finance For Hard Times
2/17/10 - Let Progress Guide Us
2/14/10 - For the Good of All
2/11/10 - Today's Romance
2/8/10 - Mysteries Of Life
2/5/10 - It's Not Easy Eating People
2/2/10 - Hope Is All Around
January 2010
1/30/10 - Make Your Own Acid Rain!
1/27/10 - Everyone Has Standards
1/24/10 - Bananas In Lard
1/21/10 - Prehistoric Junk Food
1/18/10 - Civilization
1/15/10 - Fishing
1/12/10 - Today's Troubled Teens
1/9/10 - Lovers Plan Their Lives
1/6/10 - People You Need In Your Life
1/3/10 - New Directions In Interfaces
December 2009
12/31/09 - Planful Love
12/28/09 - Cherished Memories
12/25/09 - They Grow Up So Fast
12/22/09 - Our Bleak Future
12/19/09 -
What Are You Going To Do?
12/16/09 - New Directions In Christmas
12/13/09 - Jimmy Was Marked For Excommunication
12/10/09 - Animals Speak Out
12/7/09 - Praxis
12/4/09 - Chrissy Gets Damned
12/1/09 - Now That's Service
November 2009
11/28/09 - America's Ongoing Science Crisis
11/25/09 - The Nihilist Diet
11/22/09 - Father To Son
11/19/09 - Bob's Place In History
11/16/09 - Evolution's Next Necessary Phase
11/13/09 - Bob Proves He's Carbon Based
11/10/09 - Bad Pickup Line #116c.e12
11/7/09 - I Love You
11/4/09 - Set Realistic Dating Standards
11/1/09 - Bob's Recipe For Eternal Happiness
October 2009
10/29/09 - Poorly Named Sports Teams
10/26/09 - Inspirational Quotes
10/23/09 - Retro Science Is In!!!
10/20/09 - Everything Will Be Fine, Don't Worry
10/17/09 - Rebellious Teens
10/14/09 - Girlfriends of the Future
10/11/09 - The New Alarm Bra!
10/8/09 - Amazing People
10/5/09 - Joe's Dilemma
10/2/09 - Wow! You're Full of Dangerous Chemicals!
September 2009
9/29/09 - New Directions In Deontology
9/26/09 - Bob Adjusts to the Modern World
9/23/09 - Hey! Ya Got Teeth Dumbass!!
9/20/09 - The World's Going To End Tomorrow!
9/17/09 - Problems Of the Born Again
9/14/09 - Keep Your Marriage Alive
9/11/09 - Bad Pickup Line #12,006
9/8/09 - Bob's Confession
9/5/09 - New Directions In Energy
9/2/09 - Bad Pickup Line 8.c.6.3
August 2009
8/30/09 - Amiable Bob
8/27/09 - How Can a Girl Resist?
8/24/09 - The End of the World Doesn't Affect Me
8/21/09 - Canned Void
8/18/09 - But I Don't Want The World To End Today!!
8/15/09 - Almost Romance
8/12/09 - Thank You Insurance Man!
8/9/09 - Why Are You Taunting That Cat?
8/6/09 - Consumerism In The Endtimes
8/3/09 - Music Knows No Bounds
July 2009
7/31/09 - Why Men And Women Can't Work Together Ever
7/28/09 - Random Act of Guilt
7/25/09 - Limited Edition Food
7/22/09 - The Start of a New Religion
7/19/09 - Layoff
7/16/09 - The Defiant Electorate
7/13/09 - Sugar Frosted Hate
7/10/09 - Micro Cellular Bigotry
7/7/09 - Demand Is High!
7/4/09 - Microorganism Game Shows
7/1/09 - Improving Worker Performance
June 2009
6/28/09 - I Believe In GodDog
6/25/09 - Bob's Troubles Started Early
6/22/09 - Joys Of Humanhood
6/19/09 - Superficial Paramecium
6/16/09 - People You Don't Need To Know
6/13/09 - How We Differ From the Brutes
6/10/09 - I'm so happy...
6/7/09 - Ok...
6/4/09 - Modern Fun
6/1/09 - Your Dress Matches Your Neuroses!
May 2009
5/29/09 - All You Need To Know
5/26/09 - Choose A Urinal That's Right For You!
5/23/09 - Sampling Drinking Water
5/20/09 - First Date
5/17/09 - Mother And Son Bonding
5/14/09 - How It All Starts
5/11/09 - Cute Little Irrational People
5/8/09 - Goodnight, Capitalist
5/5/09 - Try This Clever Pick-up Line!
5/2/09 - The World is Ending!
April 2009
4/29/09 - The Miracle Of Marketing
4/26/09 - Bob's Goal Attained
4/23/09 - We Can't Eat Those!
4/20/09 - If Time Were A Pie
4/17/09 - Don Quixote Wises Up
4/14/09 - Date A Philosopher Today!
4/11/09 - The Mommy And Daddy Are Never Here Doll!
4/8/09 - My Guardian Angel Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
4/5/09 - Dang! I Have To Get Another Dumbbell
4/2/09 - Can We Keep Him? Can We Keep Him?
March 2009
3/30/09 - Bob Shows Off His Cultural Sensitivity
3/27/09 - Oh! I Just LOVE Your Mind!
3/24/09 - Mmmmmm
3/21/09 - Puns That Kill
3/18/09 - The Human Condition
3/15/09 - Sacrifices Of Our Ancestors
3/12/09 - Collect Them All!
3/9/09 - The True Easter Story Revealed
3/6/09 - Vital Leadership Skills
3/3/09 - I Like Loins
February 2009
2/28/09 - New Employee Training Program
2/25/09 - Evolution Of The Necktie
2/22/09 - The Killer Whale Myth Exposed!
2/19/09 - How To Talk To Women
2/16/09 - Setting Philanthropic Standards
2/13/09 - Wealth
2/10/09 - Wisdom
2/7/09 - People Are So Creative
2/4/09 - This Could Be You!
2/1/09 - Bob Is So Tolerant
January 2009
1/29/09 - Setting Nature Straight
1/26/09 - Unassailable Credibility
1/23/09 - Bob Knows What's Important In Life
1/20/09 - New Directions In Pride
1/17/09 - We All Have a Talent
1/14/09 - The Famous Oblivious Rejection
1/11/09 - New Uvula Piercing
1/8/09 - Shopping While Being Hunted
1/5/09 - Bob Learns His Place
1/2/09 - The Rational Animal
December 2008
12/30/08 - The Second Coming
12/27/08 - George Intimidates An Aphid
12/24/08 - Remember The Dead
12/21/08 - And In This Room...
12/18/08 - Does This Dog Have No Mercy?
12/15/08 - Your Friends Are More Interesting Than You Think
12/12/08 - The Power Of Persuasion
12/9/08 - Hazards Of Love
12/6/08 - New Directions In Education
12/3/08 - The Secret To Enduring Friendship
November 2008
11/30/08 - Oral Enema
11/27/08 - Sweet Courtship
11/24/08 - What! It's Natural and Organic!
11/21/08 - Anatomy Students Scout Babes
11/18/08 - New Directions In Sensory Deprivation
11/15/08 - Cost Benefit Analysis
11/12/08 - Wow! Here we are at the end of the world!
11/9/08 - When Dana Laughs Really Hard...
11/6/08 - Erbert Sees God ...Naked
11/3/08 - The Journey To Manhood
October 2008
10/31/08 - When Philosophers Go Bad
10/28/08 - Hookworms At The Nudist Colony
10/25/08 - A Dream Fulfilled
10/22/08 - The Religion Biz
10/19/08 - Bad Pickup Line #610
10/16/08 - Post-Op Dog
10/13/08 - New Directions In Something or Other
10/10/08 - Hope
10/7/08 - Veterinarian Love Blooms
10/4/08 - Hey! You Dropped This Skin Cell!
10/1/08 - Sandpaper Stays Crunchy In Milk!!
September 2008
9/28/08 - I KNEW She'd leave me for some LOSER!
9/25/08 - He's Covered In Microorganisms
9/22/08 - Head Implants
9/19/08 - A Career As An Underknee Model
9/16/08 - New Directions In Advertising
9/13/08 - Lamprey Folk Songs
9/10/08 - New Directions In Instant Gratification
9/7/08 - Want Some Cud?
9/4/08 - Honesty
9/1/08 - I Married Him for His Big Genes
August 2008
8/29/08 - Bob Brags About His Manhood
8/26/08 - Someday, Everyone Will Have Their Own Nuclear Weapon
8/23/08 - You Think YOU Have Problems...
8/20/08 - Free-Fall Dehydration Contest
8/17/08 - Look Your Best When The World Ends
8/14/08 - Alas, It Was Not To Be
8/11/08 - Bob Tries To Get Back in the Womb
8/8/08 - The Official Drink of the Apocalypse
8/5/08 - New Directions In Break-ups
8/2/08 - Alpha Male Convention
July 2008
7/30/08 - Girlfriends To Avoid
7/27/08 - Breast Implants For Your Hamster
7/24/08 - Public Speaking Tips: Remove Finger From Navel
7/21/08 - Stop Looking At My Ass!
7/18/08 - Free Market Friendship
7/15/08 - Oh! What A Cute Little Bacteria!
7/12/08 - Give The Gift Of Meat Jewelery
7/9/08 - Mr. CEO, The World is Ending!
7/6/08 - The Carnivore's Dream
7/3/08 - It's All In Your Attitude
June 2008
6/30/08 - Metaphors We Live By
6/27/08 - In Training
6/24/08 - Life's Little Instruction Book For Christians
6/21/08 - Be Prepared For the End Of The World
6/18/08 - First Sign Of Water Shortage
6/15/08 - How To Get Out Of Private School
6/12/08 - Where Are YOU On The Gaussian Curve?
6/9/08 - New Directions In Management
6/6/08 - Make Stereotypes A Reality With Plastic Surgery
6/3/08 - Unintelligent Design
May 2008
5/31/08 - Telehunting
5/28/08 - Buttocks Are Just Another Pair of Legs
5/25/08 - End Of the World Insurance Policy
5/22/08 - Potential Apocalypse #76
5/19/08 - Pros And Cons of the Natural State
5/16/08 - Justice Through Reincarnation
5/13/08 - We All Benefit From Television
5/10/08 - Fun With Medical Records
5/7/08 - Life's Little Instruction Book
5/4/08 - Cooking With Satan
5/1/08 - Things You Didn't Learn in School
April 2008
4/28/08 - Sally Plans for the Future
4/25/08 - Billy Plans for the Future
4/22/08 - Hamster Support Group
4/19/08 - Things To Ponder
4/16/08 - Home Trepanation Kit!
4/13/08 - After Civilization Collapses, We'll have to Go Back to VHS
4/10/08 - Nothing Says "I Love You" Like a Manatee
4/7/08 - The Boy Who Never Bought Anything
4/4/08 - Wonders Of The Human Mind
4/1/08 - Progress
March 2008
3/29/08 - Everyone Is Stupid
3/26/08 - Inject A Meal
3/23/08 - The End Of History
3/20/08 - The Dumbing Down Of America
3/17/08 - Absolutely Nothing Permitted
3/14/08 - America's Science Crisis
3/11/08 - Happy Shopping
3/8/08 - Jumbo Hamster
3/5/08 - Lucky Day For Bob
3/2/08 - Dogs In Denial
February 2008
2/28/08 - The World Is Ending
2/25/08 - Earth Eater
2/22/08 - Rude Cannibal
2/19/08 - Social Classes Of Dandruff
2/16/08 - Don't Worry, I'm Completely Desensitized To Violence!
2/13/08 - Happiness Is A Warm Demon
2/10/08 - Democracy: Rule By The Peephole
2/7/08 - Another Lonely Night For Bob
2/4/08 - Bob Rehearses For Oblivion
2/1/08 - Women Can't Resist Bob's Charms
January 2008
1/29/08 - Hamster Gaming
1/26/08 - Bad Pickup Line #57a.73q
1/23/08 - New Directions In Banking
1/20/08 - I Can't Prove That I Exist!
1/17/08 - Amniotic Fluid Bubble Bath
1/14/08 - Neuron Wuss
1/11/08 - Extinction? I've Never Thought About It
1/8/08 - The Appendix Speaks
1/5/08 - The New Social Contract
1/2/08 - Like My Undies?
December 2007
12/30/07 - End of the World Sale
12/27/07 - Hey! Retro!
12/24/07 - Cheap Rodent Humor
12/21/07 - Teen Clouds
12/18/07 - Whoa! This Isn't A Video Game
12/15/07 - Someday, Everyone Will be A Celebrity
12/12/07 - My Life Has Meaning
12/09/07 - Trans Fat Ray
12/06/07 - Thou Shalt Have a Price!
12/03/07 - I Put the Anal in Analyst
November 2007
11/30/07 - Someday the Streets Will be Paved With Televisions
11/27/07 - Suicide by Eraser
11/24/07 - Portable Social Teleprompters
11/21/07 - After Civilization Collapsed
11/18/07 - Cute Kids Can Sell Anything
11/15/07 - Short Term Memory
11/12/07 - It's Nature's Way and they Love it!
11/09/07 - Tomorrow's Obsolete Technology
11/06/07 - Ask Me About My Hairy Teeth
11/03/07 - Frontiers of Communication
October 2007
10/31/07 - Cindy Could be a Bitch
10/28/07 - Asexual Porn
10/25/07 - Bob hits on Judy's Breasts
10/22/07 - Bob's Career in Accounting
10/19/07 - Even Demons Have Butts
10/16/07 - Zen in the USA
10/13/07 - Ceiling Tiles Keep Out Demons
10/10/07 - Bob Speaks for His Generation
10/07/07 - Asshole Mountain
10/04/07 - Wacky Singing Insult Food
10/01/07 - Evil Socialists Attack a Kitten for No Reason
September 2007
09/28/07 - A Prostitution Ring's HR Department
09/25/07 - Feminists Throw Manwiches at Pornographers
09/22/07 - Escher as a Child
09/19/07 - Today's Headlines
09/16/07 - Someday I'll be famous and you'll be a Nobody!
09/13/07 - Kids Do the Dardnest Things
09/10/07 - Belinda's Fashion Revolution
09/07/07 - Who Knows What Happened in Ron's Nasal Passages?
09/04/07 - Bob's 15 Minutes Finally Arrive
09/01/07 - Death Takes a Dump
August 2007
08/29/07 - Great Moments in Parenting
08/26/07 - A New Use for Compact Discs
08/23/07 - Cooking is a Cinch in Hell
08/20/07 - First and Last Date
08/17/07 - Denial is the Spice of Life
08/14/07 - Bob's Sore Took a Bad Turn
08/11/07 - Teaching Kids to Love Bombs
08/08/07 - A PDA in Every Orifice
08/05/07 - Preserve Everything
08/02/07 - Bob Spotted The Girl of His Dreams
July 2007
07/30/07 - Frog in Love
07/27/07 - The Agony of Defeat
07/24/07 - Stuffed Animal Roadkill
07/21/07 - If Only I Could Fit In
07/18/07 - The Less I Talk, The Better I Feel
07/15/07 - Conversation in the 21st Century
07/12/07 - Times Were Simpler Then
07/09/07 - Joe Never Married
07/06/07 - The Fiendish Web of Bras
07/03/07 - Metaphysical Mischief
June 2007
06/30/07 - The World Pisses Him Off
06/27/07 - Of Course We're a Great Company
06/24/07 - Humans Never Eat Their Young
06/21/07 - The Ego Speaks
06/18/07 - Half Obese Half Anorexic Man
06/15/07 - Jesus Wonders Why He Saved All These Losers
06/12/07 - Fish Wondering Why It Doesn't Have Nipples
06/09/07 - Some Gods I Made Up
06/06/07 - Trying To Maintain Competitive Advantage
06/03/07 - Flagellate Yourself To Good Health
May 2007
05/31/07 - You're Not a Puffer Fish! Stop It!
05/28/07 - An Epistemological Conundrum
05/25/07 - TV Implant
05/22/07 - What a Save!
05/19/07 - An Inspiring Example Of Teamwork
05/16/07 - New Directions In Philanthropy
05/13/07 - Hooray! We Won...
05/10/07 - Planetary Jerks
05/07/07 - Great Money Making Idea
05/04/07 - Male Lamp
05/01/07 - Sigh! It All Seems So Meaningless...
April 2007
04/28/07 - Popover Mothership
04/25/07 - Joe's Confession Came 50 Years Too Late
04/22/07 - Beat The Heat With An Air Conditioner Backpack
04/19/07 - Today's Editorial
04/16/07 - Ha ha! Four, no wait, Five Eyes!!
04/13/07 - The Doctor Will See You When He Finishes Vomiting
04/10/07 - Why Can't I Be A Commodity?
04/07/07 - Be Quiet, God's in that Cloud
March 2007
03/31/07 - I Was Just Trying it Out, Geez
03/28/07 - Poke Me All You Want
03/25/07 - The Sexy Side of Genetic Engineering
03/22/07 - Amazing Transparent Cake
03/19/07 - Life in the Digital Age
03/16/07 - Inside Hollywood
03/13/07 - Pastor Ed's Last Sermon
03/10/07 - I like a Woman With a Deep Navel
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